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Dantes Inferno: ++

Well, last week I got Dante's Inferno for the PS3 (the game, I've had the poem for years), and I have to say it's a pretty good game overall. It chronicles a soldier of the crusade fighting through hell as described by Dante Alighieri to try to win back the soul of the woman he loves. Later, we find out Dante wasn't such a good guy while he was slaughtering thousands of people, but you probably guessed that already.

Oh, and he didn't know he was dead? Fighting Death and stealing his scythe didn't give that away? What? A few little plot holes aside. It was awesome. Any other difficulty higher than Hellish is damn near impossible even with a decked out set of gear (It's probably because I suck at it, though).

And it has King Minos! Everyone loves King Minos! Remember that show? with his wife Deborah?

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